Loki manip by me. image from here
OH! My —- *cough* that is —- nice.
This post is hot
or, you know, teach people not to rape other people…
Sadly, even if you teach people not to rape, they’ll do it anyway if they really want to, so these are still helpful in the event of rape, OR assault.
These self defense tips are not here to tell a person not to get raped, they are here to tell a person what to do in the event where someone is attempting to rape or assault them.
We do need to teach people not to rape, but we do not yet live in a world where rape and assault does not happen, and until we do, it’s important that we know how to protect ourselves in the event that it does happen.
Someone get tumblr user shinjaninja a medal.
This is something that some Navy SEALs taught girls in my gym class in high school. But there’s another rather effective (and kinda cool) tactic to use.
They used myself (A tall kid at the time, not very big but rather tall) and a rather skinny, tiny short girl for a demonstration. They had me grab the girl’s neck from behind—as pictured in the bottom left—and keep her in a tight headlock. Then the SEALs instructed the girl to drop to one knee and allow gravity to flip me over her shoulder onto my fucking head.
That’s right. No matter how small you might be, or how big and strong your attacker is, you can shift their center of gravity against them and flip them over shoulder with little to no effort on your part, allowing you time to land a blow and get the fuck out of there. And ever since then, I’ve taught my female friends that trick if time and circumstance ever allowed.
Stay safe, ladies.
Imma add another tip:
Pointer and middle finger right under the jaw and push up. Try it, it hurts like hell, and it will get them to lift their head up at which point you can kick or elbow loose.
That one, and under the nose, too. Place your thumb under it, and shove upward. They’ll either back off out of reflex, or you’ll break their nose. Plus, it will shatter their concentration, and they won’t be able to keep a grip on you, which will let you get loose, and give you an opportunity to either escape, or employ another tactic.
Everyone needs to see this. Spread it
Easy there, Satan
I want this. I will totally chase children with this thing, right down the fucking street.
That is some Scooby Doo villain shit right there.
good smoke, quality mirrors: seizure7: vilefangirl: imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP lying next to...
Imagine your OTP lying next to each other in bed, staring at the ceiling, embarrassed and slightly alarmed by the wild, intense, filthy sex they just had.
FROSTIRON EDITION: imagine your OTP lying next to each other in bed, staring at the ceiling, embarrassed and slightly alarmed by the sweet, affectionate lovemaking they just had.
And it’s like the first time they did it in a bed. Missionary position. They also had dinner beforehand like a normal-fucking-couple.
~**~ ANTI-SCANDALOUS. ~**~
edit: oh. OH. (◕‿◕✿) And in a misguided attempt to earn back their I’m-a-single-bastard man cred the next day Loki is blowing up more shit than usual and Tony’s flying under influence and shoots a repulsor blast into Loki’s face and sends his helmet flying into the Hudson and everything is on fire.
Rinse and repeat until someone is in critical condition. (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
Guys, I got a message from this person and I didn’t click on their blog for some pretty obvious reasons. I hovered over their icon and nothing came up, sooo I’m guessing it’s a virus. If they send you this, please don’t check.
Please signal boost. I don’t want anyone to get hacked.
Thank you so much I got the same message IT IS A VIRUS it follows all of the warning signs that I’ve seen in virus’ have. Don’t open their blog no matter what you do. Mine had a different URL but the message is exactly the same so it’s probably a bot.